Construction worker gets his legs crushed on the job site

Owch. I can hear the crunching now.

Toilet Cat

What the hell is going on here, is he bleeding out his ass, or sitting on a toilet full of jello?

Just Tramp Stamps

It's akin to drawing on the Mona Lisa with a colored crayon. So sad. You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks.

Why Contraception Is Essential!

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you were a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

Letterman gets a sneak peek at the iPhone Nano

A lot of people will be dropping and losing this thing!

fatman

Out Of Our League

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

HollyBaBooom

This is a crazy mashup created from a good selection of this year's biggest, most garish blockbustering movie extravaganzas in a explosive final trailer to end all trailers. Be careful your eyes don't implode.

Safety Soccer

Soccer is an extremely dangerous sport. Well, if you believe the players when they hit the deck, writhing around like a Xenomorph is about to burst from their chest. Add a bit of bubble wrap though, and no more diving! LOL.

Supercut: I Hate Christmas

Do the holidays always make you really, really depressed? Don't worry, you're not the only one who feels that way.